10,000 BC (2008) • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) • Rendition (2007)

Roland Emmerich is the master of big budget Hollywood garbage and his latest film is no exception – an absurd tale combining woolly mammoths, saber-toothed tigers and pyramid building. There are primitive men and women with manicured dreadlocks and immaculate teeth, an extraterrestrial ‘god’ figure and allusions to Atlantis…