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The Alaskan Blob

As reported last week by the Anchorage Daily News, a twelve-mile long blob of organic material was discovered floating in the icy Arctic waters off the north coast of Alaska. What was initially thought to be an oil slick is in fact some unknown biological substance or marine organism, thick and gooey and emitting a strong smell.

The Alaskan Blob
Gordon Brower, from the North Slope Borough’s Planning and Community Services Department, assembled a team and was joined by the Coast Guard to investigate the substance. He stated that nothing like it had ever been seen in the area before. Brower said the material was “pitch black” when it came into contact with ice, discolouring the ice and clinging to it. Brower and his investigative team also saw jellyfish entangled in the mystery goo and the carcass of a dead goose was handed in to the borough’s wildlife department, with bones and feathers being all that remained of the animal.

But before anyone begins to freak out and think some kind of flesh-eating alien lifeform is floating towards a beach near you, samples of the Alaskan blob have been sent to Anchorage for testing, with results expected this week. If no further information is forthcoming, perhaps we can assume that the substance is indeed a major concern – so much so that the authorities believe information dissemination would create widespread panic…as the alien blob drifts across the globe devouring all in its path…an insidious invasion by a faceless usurper…

…the blob was last seen, moving with the current, north past Barrow.

by Max Drake
(Freelance writer and artist for GritFX.)

(Source: Anchorage Daily News – “Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities” by Don Hunter)


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  1. Wow, that's wild…

    Hey, it's the 'The Raft' scene from Creepshow 2…


    Posted by Decoy Spoon | July 20, 2009, 5:00 pm
  2. Ya right Decoy…it's that crap that was in the lake in Creepshow 2! (that's classic…I haven't thought about that film in years)…

    Now I'm worried…

    Posted by Max Drake | July 20, 2009, 7:30 pm
  3. Hehe…

    I reckon…that's what it is, bigtime…

    Check it…

    Posted by Decoy Spoon | July 20, 2009, 8:29 pm
  4. Just great. I suspect it will hit me before you guys….

    Still no word eh?

    Posted by Wayne | July 23, 2009, 11:55 am
  5. Yikes, that blob is sort of terrifying.

    Reminds me of the 2008 film by M. Night Shyamalan "The Happenning" when all the trees start emitting poisonous gases. Maybe nature is reclaiming the planet from us?

    Posted by Bill Donovan | July 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
  6. The blob is kinda disturbing and a bit scary isnt it?

    Posted by Cashmere | August 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
  7. that thing is reall scary!!

    Posted by chelsea | January 15, 2010, 9:22 pm

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